Biden’s Green Slush Fund: The Motherload of Swampy Dealings

Hey patriots! Are you ready for a scandal that’ll make your head spin?

We’ve got a doozy for you today, straight from the depths of the Biden administration’s corrupt dealings.

It appears that $20 billion – yes, BILLION – in green energy funds have been squirreled away in a private bank (none other than Citibank, because… of course) with zero oversight.

That’s right, folks, this cash was collecting interest like it was nobody’s business, all while the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) was busy throwing “gold bars off the Titanic” – their words, not ours.

According to EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin, this whole shebang was a deliberate rush job meant to Obligate. All. The. Funding. with less oversight. Because, why bother with transparency and accountability when you’re handing out billions of dollars to your pals, right?

Now, we’ve got a list of the lucky recipients of these funds, and it reads like a Who’s Who of liberal elites:

• Opportunity Finance Network: $2.29 billion (because “economic, financial, and social justice” is code for “we’re gonna make bank”)
• Native CDFI Network: $400 million (Elizabeth Warren’s favorite speaking gig – what a coincidence!)
• Power Forward Communities: $2 billion (no employee list on their website, but they’re hiring for some sweet government affairs gigs)
• Climate United Fund: nearly $7 billion (because who needs transparency when you’ve got that kind of cash?)
• Coalition for Green Capital: $5 billion (green capital, indeed – more like greenbacks for the usual suspects)
• Inclusiv: $1.87 billion (inclusive of what, exactly? The swampy elite’s bank accounts?)
• Justice Climate Fund: $940 million (justice for whom, we ask?)
• Appalachian Community Capital: $500 million (because who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned Appalachian kickback?)

Zeldin and his team are on the case, folks, asking all the right questions:

• Are former Biden administration officials now employed by these recipient organizations?
• How much of this funding has been obligated, and how much is still available for… “creative” uses?
• Can we please, for the love of all things good and holy, get some transparency around these contractual agreements?

The EPA’s got some ‘splainin’ to do, and we’re not holding our breath. After all, this was a scheme deliberately designed to avoid oversight, with the Biden Treasury Department’s eager assistance. Let’s see what the new DOJ does with this mess!

Stay vigilant. This is just the tip of the iceberg (or should we say, the gold bar?). Elon will keep digging, we’ll keep watching, and you can bet your boots we’ll uncover more swampy dealings in the days to come.